February 2012
75 posts
worst dream ever last night
I had a dream that andrew proposed to me and then 2 days later he broke up with me but he broke up with me while he was on a date with 2 other girls at the same time in the middle of a restaurant and I kept asking him why and he said ‘because I’m miserable with you, you make me do all this stupid shit that you wanna do and I dont and you’re a total bitch all the time’ and...
I think you know you wanna be with someone forever
when you can picture the rest of your life without them but you don’t want to, because it would be next to impossible to go through. I love you andrew, but I will not accept your marriage proposal because you were too drunk. (:
Watchcollegehumor:
Adorable Little Girl Loves Presidents
And yet she’s never voted. What a hypocrite.
this kid is amazing
ohhhhhhh my poor boyfriend
:c
it's hard
watching someone you love make a totally preventable mistake. I really hope it all works for the best.
thepenis-vaginaway:
roses are stupid
violets? i’ll pass.
i’d much rather put
my foot up your ass.
Decided.
As soon as I get my phone back I’m gonna get some new ringtones. For calls it’s gonna be the dovahkiin song. For texts it’s gonna say “for the horde” because these things sum up the last few months of my life, at least. and I’m sick of my ringtones now.
At what point am I wearing too much flair?
waitressingwoes:
rebeka21:
because I think I may be getting close, hahahaha
This isn’t a popular opinion to have since I’m no longer a corporate server slave…… but i really miss my flair.
Working at Outback wasn’t the worst job i’ve ever had, and I really loved being able to brag about how much of a bad ass i was without even saying anything.
Also, you’re adorable.
No boomarangs?!
I...
LOL
Hi my name’s Tasha I’ll be your server tonight how are you guys doing? -coke please. I didn’t know that drinks were a state of being.
three months :)
hopejoylovedefeat:
i love you babe
lol